** AND ACTION **
Smoochie hung his head in shame, "Sorry Basil I had no idea the thief was right behind me!"
I was utterly speechless for a few moments, then I said, "Smooch mew'd better go tell the P.A. that another collar is gone and I'll round up effuryone else fur an emergency meeting. We'll be in my secret bunker if the P.A. effur let's mew outside again."
Smoochie nodded solemnly and pootled off indoors. Finding the P.A. he gently climbed onto her knee and gave her his supurr bestest smoochie face.
"Are mew saying we're going to use the Transmogrification Sauna again Basil?" Snowie asked in horror, remembering that the Pink Flamingo was turned into a handbag last year.
"Oh no, I've got something much, much nicer and more fitting than that in store!" I answered coldly.
It was then I noticed that Parsley wasn't there.
"Where's Parsley?" I asked, looking around the room.
Effuryone glanced at each other and shrugged, and then it hit me, not literally, but it still hit me.
"Parsley's gone rogue!"
** AND CUT! **
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OMC, where's Parsley and what craziness is he up to?
And what could be worse than the Transmogrification Sauna?
Nice bunker, furry cool, can I visit?
I'm sure mew have many more questions that are unanswered, but not to worry just don't furgett to stop by fur next weeks thrilling installment of:
The Curse of The Klepto Bunny
And in the meantime, if mew would like to rediscover the total insanity of The Pink Flamingo Saga, here's the links:
Part I ~ Part II ~ Part III ~ Part IV ~ Part V ~ Part VI ~ Part VII ~ Part VIII ~ Part IX ~ Part X
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We'll be back soon, until then
the furry bestest Tuesday Purrs
Basil & Co xox
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