"Jumper jeepers!" Posie cried as she launched towards the ceiling in fright. "What the flip was that?"
Smooch's eyes were as large as dinner plates, filled with dread as he answered in barely a whisper, "Gun shot!"
"Basil if mew can hear me, I'm ok, but Budger the Badger escaped," she said breathlessly. "The Baron is with me and furry angry after I whooped his sorry ass!"
I smirked most insanely as I imagined what Snowie would look like when she went other-worldly ballistic and made a mental note to check the security footage once this ordeal was over.
"Well done Snowie!" I said proudly. "How is the Baron?"
"He's got a headache and is not a happy camper right now!" Snowie replied flatly, adding. "The bad news is we've got bullet holes in the walls, but the good news is only two chairs got broken and neither were mine!"
I gave Smooch a withering glance through the window as I prepared fur the worst.
What will happen if it doesn't work? [EEEEEK]
What does this mean fur effuryone?
What on earth is going to happen next?
And did Humphrey go back fur the hat? [MOL]
We'll be back on Friday with our usual slot of The Pet Parade, until then