The Daily Purr
WORLD EXCLUSIVE - BUNZILLA LANDS!
OMC, I repeat OMC, OMC, OMC, This is truly getting out of hand now. I hope that Ranger Speedy has got to the beach in time to implement our plan otherwise things are going to get seriously out of control and I mean in a way that even I can't control or come back from, like effur. Plus it'll blow the cover fur effury FIB [Field Intelligence Bureau] Agent in the Country and OMC what a total disaster.
Ranger Speedy, don't fail us little buddy!
WE'RE COUNTING ON MEW!
[Sorry Tabbies of Trout Towne, there's no page 2 again! MOL]