The WHISKAS® Kitten Kollege Dropouts Campaign!
Pawesome Greetings Supurr Pals
Welcome to a surprise post
Today I've been asked to take a little stroll down memory-lane by the wunderpurr peeps at:
So obviously I've got my bow-tie on as this is such an auspicious occasion!
Anyhoo, the pawesome peeps at WHISKAS® wanted to know if there was anything I wished I learned in kitten-hood but sadly didn't... but before we get to that, take a look at these lucky kittens who've just enrolled at Kitten College.
Many years ago, when I was a kitten in kollege everything seemed so big, seriously everything seemed huge! Once I'd realised it was a ginormous wurld out there and I let my natural kitty-curiosity run wild I discovered that there were many things I would love to learn, and being a rather eager little kitty I made it my mission to go to as many classes and lectures as pawsible.
As my Great Uncle Arthur told me on numerous occasions; 'Mew can neffur have enough strings on your tail young Basil!' So I took this great advice on-board and spent many extra hours in the library learning all that I could. The Kitten Kollege curriculum was as long as it was broad, and a few of my favourite classes included; Mouse Hunt, Catch the Pigeon and The Cream Connoisseur.
In my final term at Kitten Kollege I hit a bit of a speed-bump, not literally I hasten to add even though I did crash into several hurdles during gym class one day much to the chagrin of the Gym-Mistress aka Miss Meowvellus! MOL
Anyhoo I'm digressing, so there I was in my final term and I started a new class with the esteemed Professor Pudgy MacSpanner who was head of the Department of Cat-Flap Etiquette and The Art of Opening a Tub of WHISKAS® Crunch Treats in Stealth-Mode without the peeps knowing, the latter one tickled my fancy more than mew could effur know.
I was purrticulary fascinated with how to open that foil pack in complete stealth-mode and soon mastered the techniques to ace the class, and while I was delighted with my A+ report card, sadly I flunked the Cat-Flap Etiquette Course due to my abject refusal to squish my whiskers [well they are magnificent] whilst traversing the tiny portal.
As we all know we should look aftur our whiskers, just like WHISKAS® looks aftur us, purrfectly!
F.Y.I. Flunking the Cat-Flap Etiquette Course has not impeded me in any capacity whatsoeffur, in fact I have now trained my P.A. [Purrsonal Assistant] to open doors at my command, which is a much more dignified way to enter and leave ones private residence, which I do on average at least twenty times a day!
Though I do have to say it would be nice to be able to traverse that tiny escape hatch at 3.58am when the P.A. won't wake up and I want to go out to play.
Furry many thanks to WHISKAS® fur asking me to purrticipate in their paweome Kitten Kollege Dropouts Campaign, I had a blast in the past! MOL
“This post is a collaboration with WHISKAS®, but all thoughts are my own. Check out their website for more information on their cat food and their YouTube channel for fantastic Kitten Kollege videos.”