Wednesday, 16 May 2018

Wordy on Wednesday with Biblio-Kitty Amber #68 featuring Bernie's Best Jokes

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With me, Amber ~ The Self-Appointed Biblio-Kitty


Supurr salutations pawesome furriends

*waves paw*

Hello my beautiful furriends, and how's your week going?

I've been getting ready fur my summer vay-cay and I'm so excited to have a couple of months off while I find some pawesome new books to share with mew in the Autumn/Fall.

So we've got 2 more reviews to go and then I may pop in once a month offur the summer months with a book that I can't wait to share.

So don't panic I'm not leaving mew high and dry.

Oh and this week the book I'm reviewing was sent all the way from America specially fur me to review, which I'm so excited about as it's a Joke Book written by Bernie the Cat, who is furry funny. 

So let's dive in and take a look!



This week I'm sharing

image@ Bernie The Cat

Bernie's Best Jokes

Here's the book blurb:

More than 350 goofy jokes inside, plus quirky pictures on every page! 

This kooky cat’s collection of kid-friendly clean jokes has tons of nutty funniness so everybody gets the giggles. Don’t miss the silliness in Bernie’s Best Jokes by J. E. Bright!



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**Furstly I have to let mew all know that I was given a free copy of this book in exchange fur a fair review**

I think this is the furst propurr joke book I've reviewed and what a hoot it is!


So what did I think? 

Bernie is really quite the comedian and I spent a whole afturnoon laughing my fur off while I was reclined in my library.  At one point I was laughing so hard I nearly spat my nip tea all offur Basil when he came into the library and asked, "Amber what on earth is going off in here?"

Taking a moment to compose myself, I eventually managed to say. "Oh Basil, mew just have to take a look at this!" As I offured him the book. 

Basil was just helping himself to one of my home-baked nip cookies as he took Bernie's book from me and began to read. Chewing slowly on the nip cookie I could see his whiskers starting to tremble as he tried to chew and not laugh.  Seconds later I was covered in crumbs and had prise Bernie's book from his paws and escort him from the library fur being too noisy and spitting cookie crumbs at me. Yes my library has rules too! MOL

"I'll go get the The B Team," he said laughing. "Make some more tea and get some extra cookies, we're going to have the best afturnoon effur!"

I promptly locked the door and returned to my chair. "Hmmmm this is my library, my tea and cookies and this is my book!" I mumbled as I settled down to read some more jokes. "Come on Bernie let's see what's next!"

Needless to say I was rather rudely interrupted a short while later when Basil began to knock on the door.

"Amber I know mew're in there!" he shouted. "Open the door and give us the book!"



"Basil I'm wurking, go away, me and Bernie are busy!" I laughed as I read about a computer mouse with teeth-marks. "Dudes mew can check the book out of the library later on, just bring your library card."

"What The Fluff!?" exclaimed Basil. "I don't need a library card, just give us the book... now!" 

Needless to say a stand-off ensued... But now back to the book review...



Bernie I love your joke book, it's EPIC!

 And if mew, our amazing readers are looking fur something fun Bernie's got mew covered, there are so many different joke categories from, Dopey Dino's to Buggy Bugs and Crazy Cats.  In fact there are 26 cat-e-gories in total, so there's a joke fur effuryone I'm certain.

If mew want a lot of laughs, Bernie's Best Jokes is definitely fur mew!

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Oh and the rest of The B Team are still banned from the library fur refusing to show their library cards upon admission - OOPS!   

  • Paperback: 82 pages
  • Age Range: 5 - 12 years
  • Publisher: Brighten Press; 2 edition (12 May 2018

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The Amber Biblio Rating System Fur Offurall Enjoyment:



Ratings of:

Bernie's Best Jokes

Offurall Laughs



I do hope mew enjoy this book if mew decide to give it a try... 

Sadly it's time fur me to say BFN or bye-fur-now as mew know the drill, so many books, so little time and don't furget that I'll be back next week with another specially paw-picked book just fur mew.

Happy reading or listening

Bestest biblio purrs and kitty kisses

Amber xox

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30 comments:

  1. Oh! My COD!!! I gotta get that book! You HNOW I, Marvelous, love a great joke!
    Purrs
    Marv

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    1. That is exactly what I was thinking...what a great book for Marv to have fun with:)

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    2. Marv, mew so need this book fur sure, in fact its absolutely purrfect fur mew! purrs Amber xox

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    3. Absolutely Pipo, if effur there was a book fur Marv, it's this! MOL purrs Amber xox

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  2. I think petcretary could use some good giggles too...maybe even a loud guffaw! Esp when she comes home from a hard day at her nursing home...

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    1. Hi Pipo, oh the petcretary should definitely get it, gufffaws are guaranteed! MOL purrs Amber xox

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  3. This sounds awesome, but mybe not the book if your on a diet and have a penchant for cookies MOL!
    Toodle pips and purrs
    ERin

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    1. Hey Erin, oh mew should definitely add it to the palace library! purrs Amber xox

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  4. Those jokes are very funny. I'll have to add this to my wish list on Amazon.

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    1. Hi Edie, it was supurr funny, and we all need a daily bout of laughs don't we?! purrs Amber xox

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    1. Guys, it was epic! purrs Amber xox

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  6. Basil I feel for you! Have my own stack of books I need to read!

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    1. MOL Kelleyn, I've had to ban Basil from the library as he neffur brings my books back and then he refuses to pay the 'late fines'!!! MOL purrs Amber xox

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  7. WOW.....well, we all can use a good giggle these days so I bet this was a FUN book to read AND to keep around when you need a laugh!

    Hugs, Teddy

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    1. Hi Teddy, I couldn't have said it better! MOL purrs Amber xox

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  8. Oh that sounds like such a fun book. Lots of laughs. We will just have to get that one. Thanks for that great review. You all have a fantastic day.

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    1. Hey guys, oh I'm sure mew'll just love it and laugh loads! purrs Amber xox

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  9. amber....another grate ree veew...N we hope everee onez had a chanze ta reed
    bernie's book...we will chex thiz out over at de shoppin place ;) stay gorgeouz
    and IN trubullz ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Hiya Tabbies and Miss Dai$y, thank mew and yes, I'm sure effuryone will love it! purrs Amber xox

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  10. Bernie and I thank you, Amber, from the bottom of our hearts! What a purrfect review.

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    1. Hey Bernie and J.E. it was my purrleasure and I'm thrilled mew liked the review! purrs Amber xox

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  11. That book sounds like it's pawsome! Definitely going on our wish list :)

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    1. Hi Melissa and Mudpie, oh excellent, do enjoy! purrs Amber xox

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  12. That looks like a fun book. I love your reviews Amber. XO

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    1. Thank mew furry much Aunty Ellen! purrs Amber xox

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  13. Amber, that sounds like a book we'd enjoy. Who doesn't love a good laugh and quirky cat pictures? :)

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    1. Hi guys,oh I'm sure mew'll love it! purrs Amber xox

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  14. MOL! Bernie is a funny cat! And what a fun book!

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    1. Guys, Bernie is hilarious! purrs Amber xox

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