Monday, 29 June 2015

Top Secret Interim News Report! BUNZILLA!! Plus More WORLD EXCLUSIVE headlines from THE DAILY PURR


Top Secret Interim News Report! 

BUNZILLA!!


Well, my fabulous furriends if mew've been following our supurr charged, high octane adventure The Curse of The Klepto Bunny mew'll know that things have got out of control in the most outrageous way, if mew missed anything, here's the catch up links:

Part I  ~  Part II  ~  Part III Part IV ~ Part V ~ Part VI ~ Part VII ~ Part VIII ~ Part IX 

and subsequent events since I called in Bunzilla last week.



Just to bring mew up to speed, Ranger Speedy went on a intercept mission, while we're all in the bunker monitoring the progress from Command HQ.

Snowie managed to get the MOD [Ministry of Defence] map, showing how they will be boxing Bunzilla in as he heads northwards. Little do they know what I have in store! MOL




*   *   *

Meanwhile, our supurr intercept agent - Ranger Speedy  got to the beach just as Bunzilla landed.



Using the Invisibility Ray Gun, Ranger Speedy Zapped Bunzilla, good and propurr!




Moments later, Bunzilla emerged from the water and stood on the beach in all his mammoth, gargantuan glory.  Ranger Speedy was nothing more than a speck in comparison to the hulking behemoth Bunzilla.



Moments after that, they both vanished  **POOF**


*   *   *

The next part of our mission is get to get Bunzilla here, without causing too much mayhem on route, Ranger Speedy, that's all in your hands.

This is our map trajectory of their journey.


*   *   *


Meanwhile, The Daily Purr's headlines are as follows:


Well done Ranger Speedy!!!

*   *   * 

In other news, we may be a little late posting the grand finale of our saga as a prime swarm of honey bees [between 15,000 -30,000] descended upon us on Saturday and took up residence in the chimney, then decided to crawl through the vents in the wood-burner and infest the sitting room - EEEEEEK!

After trying to smoke them out with a fire, and then realising they had completely blocked the chimney, our sitting room is a devastation of smoke damage, soot and smells like burnt wet paper.

The P.A. has been thoroughly consumed with this dilemma since Saturday P.M. and the good news is she has no clue about Bunzilla.  We have to get scaffolding put up now and experts to come and remove the bees from the top of the chimney where they are still swarming in a lesser capacity, as there's no other avenue to go down.  The Loss Adjuster is coming furst thing in the morning to assess the sitting room, as everything is covered in black greasy soot and smoke. [I did tell the P.A. having cream effurything was a bad idea! MOL]

So we'll be back asap with the finale episode of

THE CURSE OF THE KLEPTO BUNNY

Bestest Monday Purrs

Basil & Co


Sunday, 28 June 2015

Sunday Selfies



http://picasion.com/gl/4SnN/







Today our wunderpurr furriends, as we've unwittingly unleashed Bunzilla, and have the world's media, British Army and Air-Force following him to our back door, we have a new look to share with mew all!

Today our theme is:

EEEEK ~ What the flip have we done???!!!


>^.^<

Don't furget to join in the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop with

 Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo at their pawesome blog:



>^.^<




Saturday, 27 June 2015

NEWS FLASH! WORLD EXCLUSIVE! BUNZILLA LANDS!!!

NEWS FLASH! 

The Daily Purr 

Headline

WORLD EXCLUSIVE - BUNZILLA LANDS!  




OMC, I repeat OMC, OMC, OMC, This is truly getting out of hand now.  I hope that Ranger Speedy has got to the beach in time to implement our plan otherwise things are going to get seriously out of control and I mean in a way that even I can't control or come back from, like effur.  Plus it'll blow the cover fur effury FIB [Field Intelligence Bureau] Agent in the Country and OMC what a total disaster. 

Ranger Speedy, don't fail us little buddy!

WE'RE COUNTING ON MEW!



P.S.

[Sorry Tabbies of Trout Towne, there's no page 2 again! MOL]


Friday, 26 June 2015

The Pet Parade Blog Hop No: 98 ~ Hosted by Rascal & Rocco Co-Hosted by Basil & Jan's Funny Farm & Love is Being Owned By A Husky & Barking from the Bayou

WELCOME TO 


 THE PET PARADE BLOG HOP!





Friday greetings wunderpurr furriends

OH MY CAT! Mew'll neffur believe it, or maybe mew will!   Anyhoo, fur those of mew following our totally insane, off the planet, completely out-there, bonkers adventure - The Curse of The Klepto Bunny, will know that in Tuesdays episode, I mentioned that I was calling in  Bunzilla.... pause fur breath... at the time I thought, 'Yep, be no purroblem, get him here and let's take Baron Von Booney down in a propurr manner'

However, best laid plans get shot in the butt at point blank range and all hell breaks loose, just because a giant bunny rabbit emerges from an uber deep Atlantic rift and heads towards our frooty little island.

We now have the worlds media following Bunzilla right to our back door, I mean - what the flip??? and how the freak am I going to explain this one to the P.A.????

[Answers in the comment box greatly welcome/appreciated/needed desperately at this point!]

So here we are, with Bunzilla on route to our sleepy little village with the worlds media in uber hot pursuit, oh and let's not furget that the Army has been deployed too and then that means the Air-force will just have to get involved as well -  OMC OMC OMC!!!

Why?
Why?
Why?

Well we'd better sign off and prepare fur an invasion!

Anyhoo, time fur the Parade to begin, so have fun and we'll [hopefully] be back on Sunday with The Sunday Selfies Post, hope mew can join us fur that.

Kitty kisses and many hugs

Basil & Co xox


Pet Parade- Animals are taking over. #PetBloggers grow and share with us! All posts get pinned

With our fabulous hosts Rascal & Rocco, and pawesome co-hosts Jan's Funny FarmersLove is Being Owned By A Husky and Barking From The Bayou so don't furget to visit them and see what exciting stuff they've all been up to this week, we know mew won't be disappointed!


To see this weeks

 FEATURED FAVORITE 

just pop over to:



Thursday, 25 June 2015

NEWS FLASH! WORLD EXCLUSIVE - BUNZILLA PICTURE!

NEWS FLASH! 

The Daily Purr 

Headline

WORLD EXCLUSIVE - BUNZILLA PICTURE!  




[Oh fur flips sake, I told him to be supurr stealth and now the worlds media is following his every move!!! And that means they'll be following him here!!! What will the P.A. say???? OMC!!!  EEEEEK!!!!!]


Wednesday, 24 June 2015

NEWS FLASH! BUNZILLA HAS BEEN SIGHTED!

NEWS FLASH!


The Daily Purr's

Headline




BUNZILLA IS ON HIS WAY!


[And I told him not to draw any attention to himself!!! Eeeeek!!!]


Tuesday, 23 June 2015

Tuesday Tails! The Curse of The Klepto Bunny ~ Part IX


Welcome to


glitter maker

featuring our latest high octane adventure 


Wunderpurr greetings supurr furriends

Welcome to Part IX, the penultimate episode of our latest bonkers adventure, and if mew've missed out on the story thus far, please click the links below to get up to speed:


>^.^<

A quick recap from last week...


The ferret twitched nervously and looked around fur an escape route.

"I wouldn't make any sudden moves," I said coolly. "Mew're surrounded front, back and above."

The ferret glanced up quickly and then back in my direction.

He sneered evilly at me. "Your bluffing, there's nothing up there!" 

I gave him my bestest 'do mew really want to go there' look and shrugged. "Your funeral," I answered.

He twitched again and made a run fur it.

But Parsley was too quick and within a nano second, he'd materialized out of the blackness in full predator mode, his unholy claws extended like a demon from hell.

**AND CUT**


*   *   *

Part Nine

Prisoners, Revelations and The New Plan

** AND ACTION**



Parsley grabbed the ferret before he'd even got two paces.  There was a POW, then a CRACK, followed by a WHAP and another POW.  

"Look ferret," Parsley said most irately. "I was being kind just then, if mew want me to get my real mean head on then I'm more than happy to oblige."

There was a brief flash in the pitch black and all that could be seen were Parsley's deadly Patherene Claws that could literally cut the air into little iddy biddy pieces.


We waited in silence, the darkness surrounding us like was a thick blanket and the ferret gulped hard.

"I... I... I... erm..." he stammered.

"Mew what?" I asked.

"Erm... I... I... surrender," the ferret almost choked on the words.

"Good choice!" I replied with a smile that would frighten Jaws.

Parsley interjected. "Awwww Basil, can't I just torture him just a little bit? In fact a lot?"

I looked at Parsley and shrugged.  "Yeah go on then, mew have your fun!"

Just then there was a long, slow grating sound and then the floor began to vibrate.

My earpiece suddenly crackled into life.

"Basil, can mew hear me?" Amber said over the comms.

"I hear mew Amber, what's the good news?"

"Big Bertha is a go, I repeat Big Bertha is a go!" she answered.

"Excellent," I replied just as all the lights came on.

*    *    *

Smooch and Posie put the captured ferret hoard in Containment Bay 1.

The doors closed securely and Smooch said. "Let me check on those fiends."

Posie gave him a quizzical look. 

"I need to stand on your back," he explained with a smile.

Posie shook her head and knew there was no way out of this. "Ok, but no claws!"

Smooch beamed and popped up at the window.

"Oh my!" he exclaimed. "They are crawling over effurything Posie, and I mean effurything."

"That's what ferrets do," Posie answered flatly. "Now let's get back to the control room and wait fur Amber and Snowie while Basil and Parsley do their good cop, bad cop thing."



"Where's Humphrey?" Smooch suddenly asked.

"Oh, he went to put all the weapons back in the armoury and I think he's taken a fancy to the viking helmet!" Posie sniggered. 

Meanwhile in Containment Bay 4 - I was sitting next to a roll of duct tape while Parsley was going all bad cop.



Parsley was hanging from the ceiling, it was almost as if he liked being a bat.

"Look ferret," he said in a tone so cold it made me shiver. There was an unholy noise as his deadly claws slipped out in full view.



To be honest, even I gulped when I saw them in all their glory.

"Er Parsley, I'm sure your claws weren't like that yesterday," I inquired.

"They weren't Basil," he said gleefully. "I've changed!"

"Mew don't say!" I replied wondering if needed to use the duct tape on him, the ferret or both.

"Really," Parsley continued. "Since that nano-bot thingy happened, I feel invincible and just look at my claws now, they were good before but now they're total mind blowing!"

The ferret stood trembling and I almost felt sorry fur him,  I said almost.

"I'll tell you anything you want!" he suddenly blurted out.

I glanced up towards Parsley who was now swinging by his tail, his lethal claws fully extended as he swung back and forth like a deadly black furry pendulum. 

The ferret ducked to avoid the razor sharp talons as Parsley swooshed by in another air slashing movement.



"Jumping jeepers!" I almost yelled. "Parsley dude, those things are freaking me out!"

The ferret started to cry and whimper, and that's when I knew we'd cracked him.

"Parsley, enough, get down!" I said quickly.

Parsley winked at me and somersaulted to the floor, landing with a soft thwump, all claws fully retracted.

"Ok," I said to the ferret. "Tell me effurything, right from the beginning and if I think mew're lying I'll unleash Parsley and this time I'll leave the room and won't come back."

"My name is Fiddler the Ferret," he began, his tone sorrowful and remorseful.


*    *    *  


We all convened in the control room as I began to relay what Fiddler had told me and that's when I noticed Humphrey wearing the Viking Helmet.

"Humphrey dude, what's with the new head gear?" I asked.

Effuryone turned to look at Humphrey, Posie did a double take and then looked straight ahead.

"Humphrey, I can't look at mew wearing that thing!" she said, while effuryone else had a good chuckle.

"What?" Humphrey snapped. "I thought it was rather dashing and debonair with a touch of mystery thrown in just fur good measure."

"Humphrey dude, mew look ridiculous, mew are much better suited to being a total Predator," I said. "Now purrlease take it off!"

Humphrey sighed heavily and removed the helmet, placing it upside down on the floor. "I suppose I can use it as a waste paper bin!" he said. "Besides it was making my ears all sweaty!"



After we'd all finished laughing, I began to re-tell Fiddlers story.


*    *    *

"It would appear that Fiddler the Ferret was coerced in a rather unpleasant manner to do the Baron's bidding," I began. "He said the Baron used Budger the Badger to kidnap his furmilly and use them as leverage so that he would rally the ferret hoard to act as the Baron's army, and if he refused the Baron was going to do unspeakable things to his nearest and dearest leaving him no choice but to do effurything the Baron wanted."

Outrage exploded in the control room as effuryone spoke at once.

"Quiet!" I yelled above the din and the hubbub settled down.  I waited fur a moment before I spoke again. "It would seem that the Baron will stop at nothing to get his revenge and he doesn't care who he hurts in the process, this is completely unacceptable and after much deliberation I have decided that we have no choice other than to unleash Bunzilla."

Amber squealed in terror.  Snowie screamed in complete fear.   Posie squawked in horror. 

Smooch and Parsley exchanged quizzical glances.

Humphrey looked at me and asked. "Is that our only option?"

I nodded my head solemnly. "I'm afraid so."

"AND CUT!"


*   *   *

OMC, who or what on earth is Bunzilla? 

And how will Bunzilla stop the Baron? 

What are mew going to do with the ferrets?

Will this feud effur end?

Where is the Baron?

Where is Bunzilla right now?

Has the P.A. any notion of what's going on?


Don't furget to stop by fur the furry last installment effur of our supurr-charged, thrilling adventure next week in:

The Curse of The Klepto Bunny ~ The Finale

And in the meantime, if mew would like to rediscover the total insanity of The Pink Flamingo Saga, here's the links:

 Part I ~ Part II ~ Part III ~ Part IV  Part V ~ Part VI ~  Part VII ~ Part VIII ~  Part IX ~ Part X

*     *     *

We'll be back on Friday with our usual slot of The Pet Parade, until then

the furry bestest Tuesday Purrs


Basil & Co xox


 


Bunker Background Images used under license from Shutterstock.com




Sunday, 21 June 2015

Sunday Selfies

Welcome to


http://picasion.com/gl/4Dmy/






Today our wunderpurr furriends, as the weather is still overcast and dull we thought we'd get all twinkly espeshally fur mew.

Today our theme is:

Butterflies & Twinkles


>^.^<

Don't furget to join in the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop with

 Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo at their pawesome blog:



>^.^<


Friday, 19 June 2015

The Pet Parade Blog Hop No: 97 ~ Hosted by Rascal & Rocco Co-Hosted by Basil & Jan's Funny Farm & Love is Being Owned By A Husky & Barking from the Bayou

WELCOME TO 


 THE PET PARADE BLOG HOP!






Wunderpurr Greetings Furriends

We hope mew've all had a supurr week, ours has been fun.  The sunshine finally decided to make a brief appearance and the temperature has increased slightly, going from Baltic to moderately warmish on our purrsonal heat scale.

We had the P.A. do another garden project as well this week, just because we think that she doesn't have enough to do already we gave her this too! MOL

A while back when me and the clan were purrusing pinterest for gardening idea's, as cats do... we came across a rather interesting ladder thingy.  Let me explain further; Some furry clever peep had taken an old wooden step ladder and painted it in beautiful aubergine colour and then had an array of terracotta pots placed on the rungs with an assortment of flowering alpines planted in them, the overall effect was fabulous. 

Anyhoo we got to thinking what a really neat idea and how we'd like one in our garden, but the purroblem was we didn't have a ladder, or so we thought until we followed the P.A. into the shed the other day and saw an ancient wooden step ladder RIPing against the wall.

Well mew can imagine our delight at such a truly unbelievable and monumental find - it nearly blew the fur off our backs we were so excited! 

Whoeffur said cat's aren't lucky were lying! MOL

 Plus we used the Universal Laws of Attraction fur Full Manifestation of the ladder too.

So we had the ladder, then lo and behold, we came across a brand new tin of white garden paint, too lucky or what? [Effurything is usually painted white, don't ask us why - Unless it's the phone box which is now a nice shade of Chernobyl Nuclear red! MOL]    Then we found the P.A. had bought some totally pawesome tin planters and some more herbs to go in them, talk about synchronicity, it was purrfect timing and this is how it all went, under our expert supurrvision of course!



One manky old ladder off Noah's Ark



Same manky old ladder front view



The first coat of paint being applied under Snowie's watchful eye - she said it had to be painted in 'snowie white'



Snowie's up close and purrsonal colour comparison moment - the colour passed!



With the metal planters nailed in place, so they don't fall off if it gets breezy



And planted up with Thyme on the top rung, then followed by Parsley, then Basil. Then more Parsley and more Basil!  



From manky to mavellous!


We thought the P.A.'s choice of herbs were too funny, I mean how much Parsley and Basil can one garden have, I thought that us cats were enough! MOL

So that was our interpretation from the inspiration on pinterest, our herb ladder is complete and we are furry happy kitties with the result.

Anyhoo, time fur the Parade to begin, so have fun and we'll be back on Sunday with The Sunday Selfies Post, hope mew can join us fur that.

Kitty kisses and many hugs

Basil & Co xox


Pet Parade- Animals are taking over. #PetBloggers grow and share with us! All posts get pinned

With our fabulous hosts Rascal & Rocco, and pawesome co-hosts Jan's Funny FarmersLove is Being Owned By A Husky and Barking From The Bayou so don't furget to visit them and see what exciting stuff they've all been up to this week, we know mew won't be disappointed!


To see this weeks

 FEATURED FAVORITE 

just pop over to:


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...